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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Not to pick on a conservative for having a low IQ or anything, but the fact that Dems live in cities and Republicans live in the boondocks does not make the Dems "isolated."
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And lets see here:
Boondocks = less exposure to minorities, which means fear of minorities, which = REPUBLICANS!
Boondocks = less enlightenment via human interaction, which means turning to the bible for answers, which means hatred and fear of all change = REPUBLICANS!
Boondocks = no public transportation, which means giant SUVs, which means pollution/dependancy on oil = REPUBLICANS!
You guys are brilliant.
Shit, we cityfolk should up and leave anti-Atlas Shrugged-style and let you boonies roll around in your own shit!