Hey Hank -- I lust for you more than I lust for any other male who posted on the politics board on lawtalkers.com after 8:00 am EDT and before 9:00 am EDT on May 20, 2004.
If you define it right, even the patently untrue can become plausible.
ETA Wow, hank, pitting your county's obviously self-serving website against a news site. That seems below even you.