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Hollywood Confidential
Dearest E/O:
Thank you for knowing the difference between socking and changing primaries. On that very subject, please be advised that I will be changing one more time, as this primary bores me. It seemed like a good idea at the time, being truer to my (dyed) roots and all, but alas, no dice.
Please rest assured that this change will follow the most careful consideration for the tender feelings of the fine, upstanding puppets, I mean citizens of this here electronic playground. Therefore, you will not see me adopting any of the following personas, who should all then be non grata:
Plaid Lil' Flower
Leagl's Beagle
Let It Ride Ho
wtf/fb
Sandwiched Between the Olsen Twins
Robust Pussies
Did you just give me a Shape Shafter?
Anything with the word "Penske" in it, or John316
Whomever's Beating the Thrashers Fan
not_rodney_dangerfield
Not From Anywhere In Particular
Any other member of the "Not" family
Bland n' Boring
Mister_Ed
funnybunny
Str8outtaABBA'sPants
Hank Chinaski
This list can be supplemented by PM as necessary.
In addition, I would like to add that anyone considering casting themselves as a Thurgreed tribute sock should give up that dream, unless for some reason you have a whole lot of rage built up inside. It's too much hard fucking work.
Oh, and one more tip: If you just put Less on ignore, you'll have to deal with a lot less wanking.
Cordially yours,
The Primary Formerly Known as Berry Hunter
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