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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
She has a cabin on the same lake as my parents. So who is more famous now? Oh yeah that's right. John Stamos is still more famous.
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One night when my parents were having a party I walked in on a threesome featuring John Stamos, Jessica Lange and Harvey Keitel, and I won't even tell you what they were doing with Moist (towlettes) because they gave me a ton of cash to sign a nondisclosure agreement.
After I wiped my mouth with a spare (and thankfully still sealed) Moist Towlette after the vomiting caused by seeing Harvey's naked ass, I went downstairs and hung with the actual celebrities. But I am too cool to name drop. So I won't.
