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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Heh. Friend of mine went to amateur night at a male strip club once, and as one would guess, there was a guy on stage wearing a cowboy get-up. Takes of the hat, takes off the shirt, unbuttons the jeans and pulls them down (he's commando). Can't get the jeans over his boots. Does a little hopping thing, nearly falling over. Ends up having to sit down on the edge of the stage to pull the jeans-tangled boots off of his feet. I don't think he was really expecting laughter to be the main reaction to his debut as a stripper. He got a lot of sympathy tips.
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A guy I knew in law school danced at a gay bar down the street from my place a few times for cash. Dude was a huge rugby player with zero dancing ability. He just stood on stage and took his shirt off, awkwardly tried to "dance," collected $50 or so odd bucks and left. Not bad for like 10 min work.