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Not Mongo
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Originally posted by Mongo
So, no sleeping, scratching the sofa corner, pooping, or swatting the other kitties???
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Well, the dreaming about food happns while he's sleeping. I'm fairly certain he's never pooped....that's why he's the size of a dog. I can barely lift him. He weighs more than two of my other cats combined. I adopted him after a friend of mine found him wedged into a drainpipe. Poor fat fuck went in after something edible and got stuck. He looks like Fat Bastard, only really pretty.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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