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Originally posted by ironweed
I don't quite know how to say this, but your "crazy aunt" from Wisconsin is obviously a sex-changed mob informant who has been living a witness-protection lie all these years. Did she ever bathe you?
ETA: or grandmother. Whatever. The bathing is the point. Let's focus on the bathing, shall we?
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She hasn't bathed herself since 1973, which was the year of my birth. So no, she has never bathed me. There are, however, quite a few odd things in her attic.
