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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear Not Bob,
Although some have criticised my use of the "letter" format to communicate with you about certain matters, I find it useful in that it conveys the tone of constructive criticism, as opposed to mean-spirited flaming, that I think is appropriate for posts such as this one.
I am writing to inform you that the use of "tres" to modify an English word in a sentence otherwise filled English words is the equivalent to some of walking into a chic New York bar and loudly proclaiming "Do you have any Mojitos here? I understand they are super classy!"
I write to you because I care.
Fondly,
The Flower
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This has been a longer drought than the timespan between the last time Less got laid and now. Not including that one time he saved up his splooge (how sad that he has to announce his plans to get laid like they are some kind of Major Occasion)., Thank you for coming backk.
