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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you have more than one person, you can compare. For example, both you and wanker have teeny tiny little pencil dicks. Nonetheless, one of you is bigger than the other. And the guy with the bigger one will feel superior to the guy with the littler one, even though both of them resemble nothing more than two inches of an albino green bean in front of a couple of garbanzo beans.
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Fringe to Sebastian after their first night together
"Oh, darling! I had no idea you have such a small organ."
Sebastian
"I would have said something, but I had no idea I'd be playing in a Cathedral!"
Hank Chinaski- sheepishly
"Whoa. a cue card from an old Bob hope TV Special. how the hell did that get into my rotation?"
