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I'm going to have to dump mr. Bunny
So, in our last flight together when i was browsing the skymall catalog, mr. Bunny happened to eye a tanning bed for feet--to get rid of that unsighlty sock line. He said he wanted one. I thought he was kidding. He asked me today if I would get him a piggy cooker on the next present-giving holiday. and when I said no, he said he was going to order one. he was dead f'ing serious. I'm afraid this might be the last nail in his coffin.
How could a playboy-reading-guiness-swilling-construction worker be so vain?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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