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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I dinged a SA for being stupid with expense account stuff- Firm has policy of mentor (yes I was one- anyone need help?) and SO take SA and SO to very nice meal near end of summer so they can see what their lives will be like is only they join up to the Biglaw tit.
So I order a very fine bottle of wine, and Poindexter and his mouse let the guy pour them a glass, then DO NOT TOUCH 1 FUCKING DROP. oh my god, they don't drink- ever hear of hand over glass- no thank you. I had to order an extra bottle because of the wasteful little shit. I believe he had poor judgement, plus who wants to work with a never-hungover guy? I said no offer*.
(*there were other reasons, but wasting the wine did bug me.)
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Does anyone believe this story for a second? I'm guessing there was no SA present. But Hank had some explaining to do about the bill, and invented the whole non-drinking-SA-gambit. It worked like a charm, didn't it Hank? Didn't it!? Until now.