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Recent addition to list of sounds I am not likely to soon forget.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Although I am quite skeptical that any animal control or humane society people respond to middle-of-the-night calls to rescue baby raccoons caught in the rain, I was nonetheless considering this option when the baby raccoon went running off into the darkness, its screams growing ever fainter in the night.
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I guess the animal lovers in the midwest aren't as devoted as they are here in the DC metro area. One of my neigbors (the mother of the "Poor Man's Pamela Anderson" as Chef labeled her, for those of you who have met all my trashy ho friends) who is a wildlife rescuer, among other things, would have come out in the dark, in three feet of snow, or during a hail storm. She takes better care of fauna then she does of her family. Maybe I can convince her to hop on a airplane to Minn. next time.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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