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Recent addition to list of sounds I am not likely to soon forget.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Warning: I am not responding EXACTLY, DIRECTLY to Sunny's post.
I was watching a nature show a while back and they focused on a young bear cub who'd become lost. The narrator, who had a camera about 20 feet from the cub, matter-of-factly said some shlocky crap like "ahhh, the cruel dance of nature... this bear will not live to see the next season." I wanted to reach through the screen and scatter the fucker's teeth. Why not drop your pompous detached objectivity, pick up the bear, and take it to a fucking sanctuary? I'd like to leave that asshole in Falluja with a canteen and a compass and film him screaming as we drive away, calmly narrating into my mic, "Ahhh, nature, this skinny British fuck will not see sundown."
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I think there may be a Prime Directive for Wildlife Documentarians that forbids them from helping. But they probably just say that on film, and then turn around and sell the bear to the circus once the cameras stop rolling.
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