This is being posted for two purposes:
1. To show that no matter what kind of fuckup your least favorite summer associate is, there are depths to which he has not yet fallen.
2. To inquire whether people think that this woman has had her sphincter stretched so much that she just can't keep her shit together when drunk.
http://www.gawker.com/topic/the-stor...nts-016445.php (absolutely no nudity)
"[WOMAN'S NAME] currently works for some advertising firm and this week they
have the whole industry attends a bunch of these big parties held by each of the major networks because they are trying to attract more sponsors, etc... Let me get this straight (these parties are huge and have tons of celebrites and
stuff) so even the newspapers cover these fiestas..
Anyway, guess who gets so drunk, sh*ts themself and is carried out on a
stretcher from one of the Fox Networks parties in Central Park last
nite."
Apparently she shat herself while sitting on a white leather couch which was later thrown away.
