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Originally posted by dtb
Because I know you are all burning with curiosity (although maybe some of you are burning because of something else, I don't know...), I feel honor-bound to share with you my experience on the trapeze.
It was FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!
I even did two mid-air "catches" on the first try! Yay me!!
It didn't hurt that the guy doing the catching (the catcher?) was so hot, as to knock my riding instructor of the top of my inappropriate crush list. Hubba hubba.
Seriously, it is so much fun. After I did the "release" thing (letting go of my trapeze to be caught by hunky guy) the second time, when I got off the net, I was so pumped with adrenaline, it was like nothing I'd ever experienced.
Wow.
If it weren't for the large bruises on the backs of my legs (as a result of hanging by my knees) and the couple blisters on my hands, I'd do it again today.
As it is, I'll wait until next week. Woo-Hoo!!
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Congrats! You're officially a carnie.
Your hands will automatically shrink and you will begin to smell like cabbage.
