Jesus condemns to hell those who view internet porn and since I, as Satan's daughter, live in Hell, I don't want you down here. So I am going to pass on showing you my hoo-ha. Now repent so your sorry ass will make it to heaven, capishe?
Oh, and thinking of my hoo-ha while you fuck your dowdy church-going wife/SO is a sin, too, so ixnay hattay, too.
