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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hope Jack's not suicidal.
"The ad depicts a man surprised when he recognizes a friend who is sitting on the tailgate of a truck eating KFC fried chicken. 'Jack?' the first asks, 'Is that you? Man, you look fantastic! What the heck you been doing!?' 'Eatin’ chicken,' Jack replies."
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Back in the olden days, sabre toothed tigers would sneak up on the dumb ones, and so natural selection got us to where we could invent the internet, heated toilet seats, dbl anal porn, etc.
Then the FTC kicks in 40 years ago to stop companies from telling people that fried chicken is a good start to their healthier diets. Now the average brain power is so fucking diluted that you have a world where someone like Spooky fish can sell his "brain power" for $300/hr.
Our government at work.
