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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I should have included the part about how the facialist was an attractive young Russian woman and how I got a bit ashamed when I got all tingly down there when she was massaging musky smelling cream by lightly "tickling" my face and how I got naughty thoughts when she massaged cream into my hand by locking her own fingers with mine and squishing down so the base of her pretty slender fingers were grinding against the base of mine. OMG! Am I gay? Or is there some sort of "massage" exclusion?
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It's simply been so long since . .. well, you know . . . . that any overt and deliberate human physical contact triggers an intense emotional and sexual reaction, almost a deep longing. You need to . . . well, you know.
Yes, you know what I mean. Go kayaking.
