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Originally posted by Not Bob
I think that I heard the poem (called "Dude Fest," if memory serves) you wrote about that experience on a Coors Light radio commercial playing on a ClearChannel classic rock station over the weekend. It followed a Foghat song. ("Fool For The City" for those keeping score at home.)
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A great manly howl from the young, buff, blond hellion
His baseball cap backwards in manly rebellion
The Hilfiger tank top's tie-died like the Dead
The brain must be small inside Todd's great Big Head
The blond to his left takes her tenth shot of whiskey
She might soon pass out but he's sure that she's frisky
The groove is just right, and he'll be up quite late
Engaging in rape in the guise of a date