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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
A great manly howl from the young, buff, blond hellion
His baseball cap backwards in manly rebellion
The Hilfiger tank top's tie-died like the Dead
The brain must be small inside Todd's great Big Head
The blond to his left takes her tenth shot of whiskey
She might soon pass out but he's sure that she's frisky
The groove is just right, and he'll be up quite late
Engaging in rape in the guise of a date
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This was the "Jersey Frat Guy." He's still a vibrant member of the campus. He can be distinguished by removing his hat. Unlike other fraternity members, his hair is nevertheless gelled.*
I quit attending Dead shows after I watched two gentlemen in tie-dyed tank tops scream "Play Rollaway"** for two hours and then remark during space that they "wish [they had] brought the M-80s." That, and Jerry fell into the mic during a 45 min Stella Blue.
* Not to be confused with the "Jersey Gel Head" who never wears any headware and can be spotted at a distance by the Movado two-tone and horn of Italy neck pendant.
** Guess it and you get 12 in mix of Danger Mouse's take on "Ripple".
