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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hipster Bro: Good to see you, Flo. Are those mens' yoga pants?
PLF: Can you see through them?
HB: You're hung like a thimble.
PLF: Duuuude...
HB: Shhhhh. I'm responding to someone who said he thinks the anti-Trump rally last week was a waste of time.
PLF: We wore matching vests for that! I made a sign!
HB: He called us slacktivists!
PLF: I carried seven lattes on my bike to that rally! I curated a Facebook page about it... Two hundred likes! Fuck him!
HB: Troglodyte. He also hates Melt Banana.
PLF: I'm raging, dude. When I get back home, I am so going to write a really extended post on FB shaming him for not being as aware and incensed as we all need to be. I'm going to link it on Twitter, and I'm totally telling my distribution list, and IG feed.
HB: Do you Snap?
PLF: I don't send dick pics.
HB: That's wise of you.
PLF: Fuck you.
HB: This guy says it's all "hot air" except for what we do on voting day.
PLF: What about awareness!
HB: Exactly. All the people in this feed who all agree would never be able to agree together if we didn't all keep each other aware of just how much we agree.
PLF: Vigilance, bro.
HB: Indeed. Carpal tunnel syndrome is a small price to pay for progress. Fifty likes already!
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The best you can come up with is to make fun of the size of my dick? My dick is, in fact, incredibly tiny. Just ask Hank.
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