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Old 10-11-2018, 09:05 AM   #3522
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Re: I met God today on an uptown train.

Originally Posted by Not Bob View Post
Suit yourself. Just don’t blame me for missing unlimited bananas in monkey heaven, amigo.
After they serve a cake made with my ashes, a piece of which anyone wishing to inherit anything from me must eat (on camera) in order to receive money, but before the ceremony concludes to “Rocks Off,” “Let it Bleed” and “Sister Ray,” I’d like a short eulogy Just Like This:

“He didn’t go anywhere… He’s just fucking dead.”
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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