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11-29-2018, 09:52 AM
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Pretty Little Flower
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Re: Sebby is 100% full of shit
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Originally Posted by
sebastian_dangerfield
You’re a moderate like me. Just have a scotch and watch.
I get invested because I don’t litigate anymore, and I desire to get into deep issues. But afterward, I’m just depressed. People are dumb as dogshit, and tribal as all fuck.
I keep forgetting to just tend my own garden. I did my good deed for this life (seriously, I did, in re justice reform). I’m done.
Would you fucking stop talking about tending your own garden. As if it putting some Voltairian gloss on your nakedly self-absorbed sociopathic assholery elevates it to some sort of noble philosophy. Can anyone imagine being friends with someone like that?
[The scene: A soulless McMansion in the Philadelphia suburbs]
Sebastian: Good to see you, my man. But is that a spread collar you're wearing?
Suburban Douchebag 1: Yes, I've been a bit down on my luck. Any chance I could trouble you for a shirt with a less out-dated collar?
Sebastian: Sorry, dude, I'd like to help, but actually, I wouldn't like to help. I'm tending my own garden these days.
Suburban Douchebag 2: That's what she said!
Suburban Douchebag 1 [disappointed]: Ah, o.k., I understand . . . Candide.
Suburban Douchebag 2: Buck up, bro-dawg, the non-duty of empathy is a two-way street!
All [raising their Michelob Ultras into the air]: No duty of empathy!!
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