11-08-2017, 05:26 PM
|
#2756
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,709
|
Re: Beige 5
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Nothing infuriates Pitchfork as much as the blandly successful:
"It’s this utter lack of libido that ends up making Red Pill Blues so difficult to even finish. Soft rock and sex have a tricky relationship, and so do sex and Hot 100 pop. It’s the ostensible subject, or the ultimate aim, of 99% of the material, but actual, physical copulation is a nasty rumor to most of these songs. On “Lips on You,” Levine offers, in a gentlemanly way, to go down on you; the offer might be sexier if the heart-thump of the drum programming and the new age synth didn’t sound like Sting was servicing you in a Pier 1 Imports store."
Ick.
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums...ed-pill-blues/ |
I had to take off my belt and put it on the conveyor. And then I had to put my belt back on. Fucking Obama.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
|
|
|
