In Northeast D.C. last Sunday:
An SUV with blaring rap music turns into an unplowed side street and gets stuck. A man walks over to offer a push, asking if he needs help.
Driver, yelling over the music, "I don't need no help! I got front wheel drive and Tupac!"
It takes him five more minutes of forward and reverse tire spinning before he finally gets unstuck, then goes down one more block and gets stuck again.
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