A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings

Not Bob · 02-06-2009, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Gattigap

. . . and let me say that the play's version of 16 going on 17 is the most sexist, double entendre, piece of shit song I've ever seen performed on stage.

And yet:

ROLF
You wait, newbie sock, on the Pol-tics Page
For Ty to make a faux pas
You post, newbie sock, in a red-faced rage
That makes us all click "ig-nore."

LIESL
Click "ig-nore."

ROLF
You are new school, going on middle school
Newbie, it’s time to think
Better beware of Sebby and Flower
Newbie, they made me drink.

You are new school, going on middle school
Monikers all start to blend
Which fish is Spooky? Why’s spanky kooky?
Did Bilmore come to an end?

Totally unprepared are you
To talk about Greek isles
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of pubic hair grooming styles

You need someone older and wiser
Telling you how to post
I am middle school going on older school
I’ll keep you from being toast

LIESL
I am new school, going on middle school
I know my schtick needs work
Thurgreed’s a blast, he raved at my ass
But I hear he can be a jerk

I am new school, going on middle school
Mucking through all the slime
Salacious PMs, emails and IMs
Which dudes are worth my time?

Totally unprepared am I
To read about Slave’s sex life
Timid and shy and scared am I
At the thought of Mister's wife

I need someone older and wiser
Explaining this place to me
You are middle school going on older school
Make me an F-Beh-tee.

Replaced_Texan · 02-06-2009, 05:28 PM

Go for it.

Shape Shifter · 02-06-2009, 05:35 PM

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Did anyone see the Super Bowl?

Not Bob · 02-06-2009, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Go for it.

What the fuck? My song! My song!

Shape Shifter · 02-06-2009, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Bob

What the fuck? My song! My song!

It's lost forever, now, just like the hairless cat pics, the rating of ppnyc, and gatti's innocence.

Replaced_Texan · 02-06-2009, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Bob

What the fuck? My song! My song!

At the very tippy top of the thread now!

bold_n_brazen · 02-06-2009, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

It's lost forever, now, just like the hairless cat pics, the rating of ppnyc, and gatti's innocence.

I saved the hairless cat photos.

Not Bob · 02-06-2009, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

At the very tippy top of the thread now!

Aren't you a sweetie. I feel all special now.

(AoN, shifter, I am now picturing Gatti singing the "I'm not that innocent" line from Britney's classic hit. Thanks.) (No, seriously, thanks. That dude is workin' it on my mental soundtrack.)

Shape Shifter · 02-06-2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I saved the hairless cat photos.

Apparently, they're still there, it's just a pain to look for them. While the idea on this was mine, my hat's really off to Hank's wife for this. She did really good work. I'm not sure slave has ever forgiven Hank, which may explain some of Hank's behavior.

dtb · 02-06-2009, 06:02 PM

So I open up my little hometown paper today, and what do you think this publication-ette is pining for in the classified section but a COPY EDITOR!!

It's a dream come true! So, as I cannot make a move without consulting my tarot cards and the wisenheimers of the FB, please, wisenheimers, proffer your opinions regarding how best I can display my non-copy-editing background, but still secure a position at this fine newspaper in what is sure to be the first step in a rewarding and fulfilling career.

Very unlike the career I had as a Wall St. lawyer. Ew.

SlaveNoMore · 02-06-2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I saved the hairless cat photos.

Oddly, I still have the famed "fuzzy sweater" of lore.

Adder · 02-06-2009, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

So I open up my little hometown paper today, and what do you think this publication-ette is pining for in the classified section but a COPY EDITOR!!

It's a dream come true! So, as I cannot make a move without consulting my tarot cards and the wisenheimers of the FB, please, wisenheimers, proffer your opinions regarding how best I can display my non-copy-editing background, but still secure a position at this fine newspaper in what is sure to be the first step in a rewarding and fulfilling career.

Very unlike the career I had as a Wall St. lawyer. Ew.

You spent years chasing commas. You should be a shoo in. Do you need an assistant that can't spell or type and regularly confuses homonyms?

Shape Shifter · 02-06-2009, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

So I open up my little hometown paper today, and what do you think this publication-ette is pining for in the classified section but a COPY EDITOR!!

It's a dream come true! So, as I cannot make a move without consulting my tarot cards and the wisenheimers of the FB, please, wisenheimers, proffer your opinions regarding how best I can display my non-copy-editing background, but still secure a position at this fine newspaper in what is sure to be the first step in a rewarding and fulfilling career.

Very unlike the career I had as a Wall St. lawyer. Ew.

Does it require that the Copy Editor be photogenic?

Replaced_Texan · 02-06-2009, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

So I open up my little hometown paper today, and what do you think this publication-ette is pining for in the classified section but a COPY EDITOR!!

It's a dream come true! So, as I cannot make a move without consulting my tarot cards and the wisenheimers of the FB, please, wisenheimers, proffer your opinions regarding how best I can display my non-copy-editing background, but still secure a position at this fine newspaper in what is sure to be the first step in a rewarding and fulfilling career.

Very unlike the career I had as a Wall St. lawyer. Ew.

The FB will be happy to write you a letter of recommendation.

Otherwise, how about collecting a few writing samples and submitting them with the application?

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-06-2009, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

It's a dream come true! So, as I cannot make a move without consulting my tarot cards and the wisenheimers of the FB, please, wisenheimers, proffer your opinions regarding how best I can display my non-copy-editing background, but still secure a position at this fine newspaper in what is sure to be the first step in a rewarding and fulfilling career.

Mark up their Sunday edition and submit with your resume.

TM