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05-21-2004, 05:22 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by Not Bob
But a lot of the male lawyers I know around here embrace the double-standard like it was Cookie the Piggly-Wiggly check-out girl.
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Please say more about how your grocery store works -- I'm intrigured by this aspect of life in the boondocks.
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05-21-2004, 05:24 PM
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#2552
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Please say more about how your grocery store works -- I'm intrigured by this aspect of life in the boondocks.
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There's lots of wiggling and cookie-nibbling and the pigginess is not the kind of greediness that makes you fat.
'nuff said. Boondocks rock. Especially if your daughter's friends are really hot in a prepubescent way. |
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05-21-2004, 05:40 PM
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#2553
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Cat Names
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
ABBAGlove?
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Great point. That is a glove and not a mitt.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-21-2004, 05:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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I Stole This Rambling
Why hasn't "The Wolf" from "Pulp Fiction" been spun off into his own series yet? Would anyone have been against this? Has there ever been a character with more potential who received less screen time, with the possible exception of coach Fenstock? Even the title of the show would have been cool: "The Wolf." I don't get it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-21-2004, 05:54 PM
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#2555
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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I Stole This Rambling
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why hasn't "The Wolf" from "Pulp Fiction" been spun off into his own series yet? Would anyone have been against this? Has there ever been a character with more potential who received less screen time, with the possible exception of coach Fenstock? Even the title of the show would have been cool: "The Wolf." I don't get it.
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Fonzie reason.
Fonzie was really cool when he was hardly ever on. Then he got on more and became a joke. Wolf with a series would be the same. |
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05-21-2004, 05:58 PM
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#2556
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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I Stole This Rambling
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Fonzie reason.
Fonzie was really cool when he was hardly ever on. Then he got on more and became a joke. Wolf with a series would be the same.
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Sit on it, Mr. C.
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05-21-2004, 06:10 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I Stole This Rambling
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sit on it, Mr. C.
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Hey Mr. Sig Line, I hear you also frequently make asshole-ish comments about minorities, the poor, and "fatties." |
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05-21-2004, 06:11 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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I Stole This Rambling
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hey Mr. Sig Line, I hear you also frequently make asshole-ish comments about minorities, the poor, and "fatties."
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It's really only the Rude Fats that bother me.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-21-2004, 06:15 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
... I haven't met a man that I would even consider dating who would have a problem with me going to Chippendales or whatever male equivalent you care to come up with ...
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Would he care if you were blowing the stripper? See, e.g., http://www.4cfnm.com/blowjobs/ (porn site dedicated to "clothed females, naked males" where regular janes enjoy the company of male strippers quite a bit). Now me so horny. Time to cocktail it out of here.
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Boogers!
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05-21-2004, 06:33 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Bored Friday afternoon
How about if your wife goes for a male escort:
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Boogers!
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05-21-2004, 07:14 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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GGGAAAACCCCKKK
Because the previous post is disgusting and everyone is afraid of it - I will attempt to change the subject.
Wave of the future - appeal to the fats. Well mostly the young fats.
Old Navy will introduce plus-size fall fashions for women in new, dedicated in-store boutiques at 55 locations, as well as on the Internet. While Old Navy historically has offered some women's clothes in larger sizes, the new line will include more fashion-oriented clothing that is targeted toward a younger customer.
Since being fat is the future of our youth, I am counting on you people to come up with an industry where I can make a ton of money selling to the young fats (without having to be in the food industry). Fashionable fat clothing seems to be one way to go. Slimming purses and shoes for fatties. But I want big money. Large large belts. Hmm.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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05-21-2004, 07:19 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Text Messaging
In other news - I've been getting some random text messaging on my cell phone tyring to sell me stuff. Is this the new wave of spam? How do these people get my number? Is it going to cost me? If it does I'm going to be really pissed. Who are these people?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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05-21-2004, 07:26 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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GGGAAAACCCCKKK
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Fashionable fat clothing seems to be one way to go. Slimming purses and shoes for fatties.
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Please do this, because at the moment some "fashionable" fat people are wearing things clearly designed for slimmer people. Like low-rise jeans and belly shirts. San Francisco's gonna have another Summer of Love Handles.
The fallout of the Dan Savage column in which he had the temerity to suggest that only the most exceptionally fit women look good in navel-baring tops was stunning. He got letters from fat-acceptance people saying we basically don't have the right to make aesthetic judgments of what looks bad on people. Having an opinion was oppression to these people.
Fat-acceptance people should probably concentrate on something with broader public acceptance, like wider airline seats: helps you, helps me. I'll march to Birmingham for that one. But the "right" to be free from negative thoughts about your ass? Fatty, please. |
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05-21-2004, 07:36 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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GGGAAAACCCCKKK
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Please do this, because at the moment some "fashionable" fat people are wearing things clearly designed for slimmer people. Like low-rise jeans and belly shirts. San Francisco's gonna have another Summer of Love Handles.
The fallout of the Dan Savage column in which he had the temerity to suggest that only the most exceptionally fit women look good in navel-baring tops was stunning. He got letters from fat-acceptance people saying we basically don't have the right to make aesthetic judgments of what looks bad on people. Having an opinion was oppression to these people.
Fat-acceptance people should probably concentrate on something with broader public acceptance, like wider airline seats: helps you, helps me. I'll march to Birmingham for that one. But the "right" to be free from negative thoughts about your ass? Fatty, please.
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Uh, his recent column was about low-cut jeans and discussed how both men and women look shitty in this kind of thing unless they are fit. And he got a number of supportive letters too. And some letters (I think, or someone posted) about how it's hard to find anything between "I have to get a brazilian to wear this" and "I look like my grandma" waistlines. So perhaps NFH can help get some clothes out there that don't look like utter crap but aren't only made for rude twiggies.
Have fun on the march to Birmingham. I was unaware that airline seat oppression had jumped up to take the place of racial oppression down there. I associate them with BMW or Mercedes or soemthing, not Boeing or Airbus. The things I learn from the FB. |
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05-21-2004, 07:52 PM
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#2565
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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I Stole This Rambling
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's really only the Rude Fats that bother me.
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I thought she was talking to me. I think lots of fat people are funny, I don't hate them at all.
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