Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

This reminds me of someone I know. He was a former professional somethingorother forced to do what he did professionally with amateurs at that profession with people he worked with.

Didn't have fun. Sort of like playing beer league.

Seems fitting. I guess he now knows how his colleagues felt about working with him.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

There is no way this can end well. She appears to be looking for "closure," which nobody ever achieves by talking about it. It takes time, and nothing else.

So don't meet up with her. It's an exercise in futility.

I assume that when you say "and nothing else," you mean "and multiple sessions of epic parting fellatio."

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Just treat her like an adult, and don't fuck around trying to make her feel better.

AHA! You are not actually a woman.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

I have learned that they are not sold at Walgreens or Rite-Aid. Or Macy's. I have to go to Target or Walmart, neither of which exist in SF given our Supervisors' policy against chains and big box stores. Bastards are making me drive and warm the planet.

Are there are sex toys/lingerie stores in SF? The ones I shop at here have Sexy Santa suits.....in fact I bought mine at one.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

Are there are sex toys/lingerie stores in SF? The ones I shop at here have Sexy Santa suits.....in fact I bought mine at one.

did you ever get the vericose veins fixed, or you wearing opaque hose instead of the standard fishnet?

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

He should be running well under 4 hours if he's really running 40-50 mpw.

I didnt read the article for content, was he in his 80s? if so 4 hours based on 40-50 a week is not bad.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

It seems like a great deal. They could have charged $5000 and no one would have blinked.

If I want to train with an Olympic class dude (or dudette) I will just throw the gaunlet down, Penske style and take it to the roads with the person. I roll like that.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I was thinking more in terms of the days I was single. I don't want to be a couple's boyfriend.

And let's face it - no couple wants me to be theirs.

I'm not sure if Hank and TM consider themselves to be a couple, officially, but you could probably get some play in that triad.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

I'm not sure if Hank and TM consider themselves to be a couple, officially, but you could probably get some play in that triad.

fuck Thurgreed? I'd have to study for as week just to know how to suck his dick the "right way." maybe Sebby can mediate procedural issues in our relationship?

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

What is the point of going to spring training with the yankees or doing a ride with Lance Armstrong? People are starfuckers, and want to be associated with them. They're willing to pay money to do it. Why is that a problem?

Its lame. If you want to ride with Lance, put on some big boy pants and head to Boulder or San Diego or Austin or wherever he is training at at the moment and jump on the train.

Simple aphorism sets it out: "Go big or go home!" or, in the alternative, "go big or stfu!"

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

What with the declining cost of augmentation, this is a recipe for Adder's needy girl to end up with some DDs .

Damn straight! It's like Mr West said, "Throw some Ds on that bitch!"

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

TM

Nice. throw some hollandaise sauce on that bad boy and I think you are on to something.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

did you ever get the vericose veins fixed, or you wearing opaque hose instead of the standard fishnet?

I going the bear route, I let my leg hair grow out and have cornrowed it.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

If I want to train with an Olympic class dude (or dudette) I will just throw the gaunlet down, Penske style and take it to the roads with the person. I roll like that.

Yeah you do! Boo-yah! You want that thing? Take that thing. They call that Penske-style. And by "they," I mean "Hank's wife." (Oops, sorry, not wanting to be a pot-stirrer and all that -- just slipped out. sts)

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

Its lame. If you want to ride with Lance, put on some big boy pants and head to Boulder or San Diego or Austin or wherever he is training at at the moment and jump on the train.

Simple aphorism sets it out: "Go big or go home!" or, in the alternative, "go big or stfu!"

Say it, brother! Tell 'em what time it is! Cuz that's what we're talking about. Nobody wants to see you prancy-footing about in the little-boy pants. They like it when you go big! And by "they," I mean "Hank's wife." (Oops, another Sigmundian slip-up. Move along, nothing to see here.)