imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Dave]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I love pie.

I love breakfast.*



*After working, that's all I've got. Happy f'ing Bernard King day.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am not such a fan of cherry pie, though I like pie. So you may have the cherry pie. Unless I am hungry and there is no other food available.

I don't get Flower's October Nervosa thingy. Help me.

Most cooked fruit is gross. Especially cherries and strawberries. blech. I prefer raw. And baklava.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I work with someone I like very much and who generally does not make grammatical/word choice errors. However, at least 3 times in the last couple weeks she has massively mispronounced a word (actually, she's leaving out an entire syllable of it). Is there anything I can do in a nice way to correct her? She's pretty thick-skinned, but.

Starbucks in the Barnes & Noble(I was feeling adventurous) a couple of weekends ago, I heard the coffee-disburser chick call out a venti "Motcha" It cracked me up so hard I almost spit out my laddy.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am not such a fan of cherry pie, though I like pie. So you may have the cherry pie. Unless I am hungry and there is no other food available.

I don't get Flower's October Nervosa thingy. Help me.

Do you honestly think I understand a damn thing Flower says? He's just so cute.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It cracked me up so hard I almost spit out my laddy.

Slave is Scottish (Scot, whatthefuckever)? Hm.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't understand the point of this part.

I think she means correcting people all the time isn't very friendly.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Do you honestly think I understand a damn thing Flower says? He's just so cute.

Confidential to bnb: Apparently his left front paw is not cutely raised, it is shorter than his other legs -- yes, defective. I know, I know, it's sad, but try to go on. Find a new inappropriate internet crush.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Slave is Scottish (Scot, whatthefuckever)? Hm.

Then it'll never work. I don't drink scotch.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Confidential to bnb: Apparently his left front paw is not cutely raised, it is shorter than his other legs -- yes, defective. I know, I know, it's sad, but try to go on. Find a new inappropriate internet crush.

I've always had a thing for strays and losers.

And any suggestions for a new crush?....

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I've always had a thing for strays and losers.

And any suggestions for a new crush?....

Given your preferences, it would be unfriendly of me to make any recommendations.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think she means correcting people all the time isn't very friendly.

It is no less friendly than being incorrect all the time.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Given your preferences, it would be unfriendly of me to make any recommendations.

Chicken.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It is no less friendly than being incorrect all the time.

What is with the SS pile on?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Chicken.

I recommend Hank. He is a petulant little fuck, but he is intoxicated during the majority of non-daylight hours, which has a certain charm.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I recommend Hank. He is a petulant little fuck, but he is intoxicated during the majority of non-daylight hours, which has a certain charm.

Off my corner.