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06-09-2005, 07:21 PM
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#136
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought that was part of the essence of the zing.
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You are correct. It is simple and effective.
If I were PLF or Paigow, I would post hoc-edly create a witty/sardonic meaning behind it, just to demonstrate my skillz. However, since you are the dumbest, I won't do that.
My favorite band is more obscure than yours.
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06-09-2005, 07:39 PM
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#137
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Coldplay Sucks the Crackpipe
Someone here the other day was extolling Coldplay, and "Clocks" in particular. Well, I heard the song last night and was struck by how weak it is. Coldplay is this decade's Smiths. Plodding, monotonal music for stoners, those on downers, or the anti-depressant crowd. Pink Floyd without the range, skill, ability or virtuosity. A radio station here sent me an e-mail about how they are giving away tickets to the show; I sent them one back saying that's not good enough - they would have to pay me.
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06-09-2005, 07:44 PM
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#138
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Coldplay Sucks the Crackpipe
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Someone here the other day was extolling Coldplay, and "Clocks" in particular. Well, I heard the song last night and was struck by how weak it is. Coldplay is this decade's Smiths. Plodding, monotonal music for stoners, those on downers, or the anti-depressant crowd. Pink Floyd without the range, skill, ability or virtuosity. A radio station here sent me an e-mail about how they are giving away tickets to the show; I sent them one back saying that's not good enough - they would have to pay me.
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I guess you showed those tryin'-to-give-shit-away-for-free motherfuckers! did you include the customary " Zing!!!!" in your e-mail? |
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06-09-2005, 07:46 PM
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#139
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Coldplay Sucks the Crackpipe
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I guess you showed those tryin'-to-give-shit-away-for-free motherfuckers! did you include the customary "Zing!" in your e-mail?
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I don't understand why Mr-Nothing-Nice-To-Say-About-Anyone didn't just put the tickets up on Ebay and try to turn a profit. |
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06-09-2005, 07:47 PM
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#140
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Coldplay Sucks the Crackpipe
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Someone here the other day was extolling Coldplay, and "Clocks" in particular. Well, I heard the song last night and was struck by how weak it is. Coldplay is this decade's Smiths. Plodding, monotonal music for stoners, those on downers, or the anti-depressant crowd. Pink Floyd without the range, skill, ability or virtuosity. A radio station here sent me an e-mail about how they are giving away tickets to the show; I sent them one back saying that's not good enough - they would have to pay me.
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I picked up the album, along with NIN, Garbage, Audioslave, Oasis and the White Stripes on Tuesday. Of those, I'm liking Oasis the best, though I've only heard most of them once. So far, I can't get into the Coldplay album, though I did like A Rush of Blood to the Head. I'm listening to the White Stripes right now, and I like it quite a bit.
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06-09-2005, 07:48 PM
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#141
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Coldplay Sucks the Crackpipe
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't understand why Mr-Nothing-Nice-To-Say-About-Anyone didn't just put the tickets up on Ebay and try to turn a profit.
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2. Or offer them for free to the poster who liked the band. Maybe that would be an antitrust violation under the Detroit Edison case that str8 might go after?
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06-09-2005, 07:49 PM
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#142
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Coldplay Sucks the Crackpipe
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I picked up the album, along with NIN, Garbage, Audioslave, Oasis and the White Stripes on Tuesday. Of those, I'm liking Oasis the best, though I've only heard most of them once. So far, I can't get into the Coldplay album, though I did like A Rush of Blood to the Head. I'm listening to the White Stripes right now, and I like it quite a bit.
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Watch it, or the Coalition of CD Stealing Bastards might pay you a visit.
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06-09-2005, 07:49 PM
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#143
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Coldplay Sucks the Crackpipe
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Someone here the other day was extolling Coldplay, and "Clocks" in particular. Well, I heard the song last night and was struck by how weak it is. Coldplay is this decade's Smiths. Plodding, monotonal music for stoners, those on downers, or the anti-depressant crowd. Pink Floyd without the range, skill, ability or virtuosity. A radio station here sent me an e-mail about how they are giving away tickets to the show; I sent them one back saying that's not good enough - they would have to pay me.
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Maybe the anti-depressant crowd (more likely the should-be-on antidepressant crowd), but otherwise, I'd never connect Coldplay with anything remotely drug related. Which is not a good thing for a rawk band. I just find them entirely uninteresting.
The only common ground with the Smiths is the whining. Not a Morrisey fan, but the Smiths at least had their interesting moments. Don't see it with Coldplay. I've seen 'em described as Radiohead without the creative ambition; even that seems a bit unfair to Radiohead.
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06-09-2005, 07:54 PM
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#144
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Coldplay Sucks the Crackpipe
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't understand why Mr-Nothing-Nice-To-Say-About-Anyone didn't just put the tickets up on Ebay and try to turn a profit.
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It was a lottery, you twit.
And I have told ABBA that she has nice TITS, so there. <rasberry sound>
Less (having seen your nugs unroll to knee-level, I'm afraid I can't say the same for you) inSF
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06-09-2005, 07:54 PM
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#145
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Coldplay Sucks the Crackpipe
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. Or offer them for free to the poster who liked the band. Maybe that would that be an antitrust violation under the Detroit Edison case that str8 might go after?
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Do you think the intern at the radiostation who monitors the email giveaways thought to himself "this old guy needs to get laid. How'd he get on our list anyway?" |
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06-09-2005, 07:56 PM
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#146
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Later
Woo hoo! Time to enjoy some doubledongshots with a Christina Ricci lookalike. Bye, everybody.
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06-09-2005, 07:57 PM
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#147
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Later
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Woo hoo! Time to enjoy some double dong shots with a Christina Ricci lookalike. Bye, everybody.
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You're watching gay porno with her for your b-day?
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06-09-2005, 08:01 PM
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#148
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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to that other special someone
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I think, that if you look real close, you'll see that it IS a sock.
hint - doesn't FBA stand for Fashionable but Anonymous? You may pick up your award for more stupider than ShapeShifter now.
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Are you fucking retarded?
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06-09-2005, 08:01 PM
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#149
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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to that other special someone
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Are you fucking retarded?
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If she's fucking you, you don't need to ask.
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06-09-2005, 08:03 PM
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#150
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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to that other special someone
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If she's fucking you, you don't need to ask.
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This is not your best material.
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