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06-15-2005, 03:04 PM
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#1111
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Your two cents
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Be fair. If she stood, and shared the stage with Tom, I'm not sure who would've been taller. What's the man to do?
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This reminds me. I forgot my very important Nick Lachey FHHE (First Hand Height Estimate), and I'm sure ABBA would want to know. So consider my list amended to include:
Nick Lachey (bastard stole our table but otherwise seemed quite personable) - 5'9" (I stood right next to him on the way to the bathroom, so this ranks up there with Vince Vaughn on my level of certainty scale)
Re: the Tom and Dakota picture, why was that on the fug site? I'm confused by this because surely they aren't fugging the little girl (that would be unduly mean) and the Tom pic is just so average and Tommish. No cause to fug the grey tee shirt. This confuses me. |
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06-15-2005, 03:06 PM
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#1112
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Sigh. I thought like this before having kids. Now I ask "am I putting enough in their college funds?" and "do I have enough life insurance?"
Sigh.
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You need to do more blow and drink more bourbon. |
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06-15-2005, 03:06 PM
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#1113
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Overrated: Led Zeppelin.
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Die. Die, die, die with festering boils. Die. |
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06-15-2005, 03:07 PM
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#1114
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Die. Die, die, die with festering boils. Die.
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Huh. Is that how that Zeppelin tune goes? |
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06-15-2005, 03:07 PM
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#1115
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I want this vibrator
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Did you tip her well?
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I busted out My Crabby, gave it a tug and slipped her a clawful. (sounds like someone is spending a lifetime with generic black pubes, sorry) |
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06-15-2005, 03:07 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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More baby names
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Originally posted by taxwonk
If my parents gave me any name on that list I would wait until I was 21, then pith them like laboratory frogs.
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OTOH, it puts a whole new spin on Gwink's "I just ate felafel and tahini" post. |
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06-15-2005, 03:07 PM
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#1117
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Timmy time!!!
It's mother lode. As in gold mining terminology.
The WSJ screwed that up the other day. Totally pissed me off. You're the fucking Wall Street Journal. Use the correct word.
No offense, sebby. You are not the fucking Wall Street Journal. It's just timmy time.
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And I would gladly be your spray-on tan detailer.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-15-2005, 03:08 PM
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#1118
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You need to do more blow and drink more bourbon.
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Didn't you read his post? He has kids. They keep stealing it from him.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-15-2005, 03:09 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And I would gladly be your spray-on tan detailer.
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Sake and spray-on tan skillz? This sounds almost too good to be true.
Do you have a large penis? |
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06-15-2005, 03:10 PM
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#1120
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sake and spray-on tan skillz? This sounds almost too good to be true.
Do you have a large penis?
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Relative to what?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-15-2005, 03:11 PM
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#1121
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Barring work screwing, I am going this year. I have my 'shroom connection in place already.
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I can't make it this year because I'm headed your direction instead, but I'm definitely going next year. Stop by the Damn Fucking Texans camp and tell them you know me.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-15-2005, 03:12 PM
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#1122
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I've had more fun in the past year or so than I did in four years of college, and I'm looking forward to a lot more. Yes, I'd love to recapture that feeling of endless possibility that I had back then, but you can't hold on to that past, say, 25, anyway.
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Having a baby was the most wonderful time of my life!!! What a MIRACLE!!!! I am so HAPPY with BABY! You wouldn't understand. You've never been PREGNANT. It's a MIRACLE!!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-15-2005, 03:12 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,121
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Lessapalooza is doing Burning Man next year????
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This year. And, baby, I'm going with the main stage, the second stage, and the circus stage. However, there will be no tents containing bleeding heart bullshit organizations.
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Boogers!
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06-15-2005, 03:13 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Didn't you read his post? He has kids. They keep stealing it from him.
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Man, I am not looking forward to the Brazenette hitting puberty.
My father, on the other hand, is going to laugh himself silly. |
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06-15-2005, 03:13 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Overrated: Charlize. Underrated: Ashley.
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I'm not going to complain about either one any time.
Underrated: Jodie Foster. Laura Dern.
Overrated: Nicole Kidman. Julia Roberts. |
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