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06-19-2005, 06:16 PM
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#1831
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Mean Cuisine
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Iron Steve
Which one? (there are 3)
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Actually, remember that time we got really drunk and went to your place and nuked a few frozen dinners?
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06-19-2005, 06:34 PM
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#1832
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Mean Cuisine
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Actually, remember that time we got really drunk and went to your place and nuked a few frozen dinners?
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Just goes to show a box of Placenta Helper and a bottle of '97 Opus One and anything can be a memorable gustatory experience.
eta: If I was a climber, it would have been sunflower seeds and Boost.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-19-2005, 06:52 PM
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#1833
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh god. I am morbidly curious.
He leaves to climb Everest. You love him. You plan welcome back party for him and 100 of his friends. He returns. You don't love him anymore.
What happened?
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Seriously?
I realized I had a damn better time while he was gone and was downright annoyed as shit within 10 minutes of his return. My only regret is I could have been finding a new piece of ass during the three months he was gone.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-19-2005, 07:38 PM
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#1834
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Guest
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Joining The Five Plercenters
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Actually, remember that time we got really drunk and went to your place and nuked a few frozen dinners?
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And yet, when I post some lighthearted banter about how drunken neocon cannibals enjoy eating their young, I'm the one who's out of line.
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06-19-2005, 07:51 PM
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#1835
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
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Joining The Five Plercenters
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Originally posted by ironweed
And yet, when I post some lighthearted banter about how drunken neocon cannibals enjoy eating their young, I'm the one who's out of line.
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Join the club, light hearted banter about a lactation fetish will get you put on ignore, deleted and banned.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-19-2005, 08:10 PM
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#1836
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Joining The Five Plercenters
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ironweed
And yet, when I post some lighthearted banter about how drunken neocon cannibals enjoy eating their young...
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Omerta
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06-19-2005, 09:26 PM
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#1837
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
But in the jurisdictions that I am admitted, merely being charged with a crime results in your pretty much immediate suspension (at least) from practice.
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Seriously? Just being charged with any crime? Including misdemeanors? I'm pretty sure that's not how it is in Illinois, but it might be worth it to check, I guess.
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"I say that nobody here , other than yourself and possibly Sidd, would masturbate to thoughts even remotely associated with you, because you come across like someone who is generally ignored in real life, yet feels that he shouldn't be because of his obvious way with words,overall sense of fun, enlightened attitude, and vigorous driving skills."
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06-20-2005, 09:27 AM
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#1838
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by mmm3587
Seriously? Just being charged with any crime? Including misdemeanors? I'm pretty sure that's not how it is in Illinois, but it might be worth it to check, I guess.
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I'm with you on this one mmmwhatever.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-20-2005, 09:31 AM
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#1839
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Don't be ridiculous. They moved the wall in to appeal to fans. We overpay right-handed hitters and we win and that's what makes New York attractive. Having to hit a ball 500 feet to get it out of the park is a bit ridiculous, even in the steroid era.
The point is that the field will essentially be the same at the new ballpark. At least it isn't completely new in every regard.
TM
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Late catch up.
One of the things I never understood about baseball is why there isn't a standard field size. Every other sport in the world has one.
It's tradition more than anything, right?
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-20-2005, 09:40 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Late catch up.
One of the things I never understood about baseball is why there isn't a standard field size. Every other sport in the world has one.
It's tradition more than anything, right?
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The infield is standardized. And soccer fields are within a range, but not standardized (granted, they're all rectangular), which is also true of hockey (where the corners also have different curves).
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06-20-2005, 09:47 AM
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#1841
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Joining The Five Plercenters
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Originally posted by ironweed
And yet, when I post some lighthearted banter about how drunken neocon cannibals enjoy eating their young, I'm the one who's out of line.
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Weedlette, if you're going to be my rebound fuck, you're going to have to temporarily rid yourself of that hideous avatar...it makes you look like you're advertising your dick sucking capacity, which is such a turnoff, IMO.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-20-2005, 10:02 AM
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#1842
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by mmm3587
Seriously? Just being charged with any crime? Including misdemeanors? I'm pretty sure that's not how it is in Illinois, but it might be worth it to check, I guess.
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In California:
§6106. Moral Turpitude, Dishonesty or Corruption Irrespective of Criminal Conviction
The commission of any act involving moral turpitude, dishonesty or corruption, whether the act is committed in the course of his relations as an attorney or otherwise, and whether the act is a felony or misdemeanor or not, constitutes a cause for disbarment or suspension.
If the act constitutes a felony or misdemeanor, conviction thereof in a criminal proceeding is not a condition precedent to disbarment or suspension from practice therefor. (Origin: Code Civ. Proc., §287(5).)
In Florida:
RULE 3-4.4 CRIMINAL MISCONDUCT
Unless modified or stayed by the Supreme Court of Florida as provided elsewhere herein, a determination or judgment of guilt of a member of The Florida Bar by a court of competent jurisdiction of any crime or offense that is a felony under the laws of such jurisdiction is cause for automatic suspension from the practice of law in Florida. In addition, whether the alleged misconduct constitutes a felony or misdemeanor The Florida Bar may initiate disciplinary action regardless of whether the respondent has been tried, acquitted, or convicted in a court for the alleged criminal offense; however, the board may, in its discretion, withhold prosecution of disciplinary proceedings pending the outcome of criminal proceedings against the respondent. The acquittal of the respondent in a criminal proceeding shall not necessarily be a bar to disciplinary proceedings nor shall the findings, judgment, or decree of any court in civil proceedings necessarily be binding in disciplinary proceedings. (emphasis added)
Wow. Scintillating. I know.
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06-20-2005, 10:02 AM
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#1843
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh god. I am morbidly curious.
He leaves to climb Everest. You love him. You plan welcome back party for him and 100 of his friends. He returns. You don't love him anymore.
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I thought it was:
"He tells you he's leaving to climb Everest, when really he's holed up in some cougar's condo on South Beach. You love him. You plan welcome back party for him and 100 of his friends. He hears about it and decides he doesn't want to fight over not going to get his own cake when he returns. He doesn't love you anymore and probably didn't well before he left."
Sound more realistic?
TM
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06-20-2005, 10:05 AM
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#1844
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Seriously?
I realized I had a damn better time while he was gone and was downright annoyed as shit within 10 minutes of his return. My only regret is I could have been finding a new piece of ass during the three months he was gone.
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Translation:
I got dumped on my head. Again.
TM
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06-20-2005, 10:11 AM
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#1845
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Oh god, why am I asking?
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I thought it was:
"He tells you he's leaving to climb Everest, when really he's holed up in some cougar's condo on South Beach. You love him. You plan welcome back party for him and 100 of his friends. He hears about it and decides he doesn't want to fight over not going to get his own cake when he returns. He doesn't love you anymore and probably didn't well before he left."
Sound more realistic?
TM
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Shhh. She still hasn't figured out where he was.
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