Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Did he have a spindly hollow penis?

No, it was actually very thick and I enjoyed it very much. Unfortunately, he turned into blow-job-head-grab guy halfway through, and I quickly finished up and went back to my non-dominating straw.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Where's the romance in that? The rolling of the bill is such a sacred act... The christening of the crisp new $20, fresh from the ATM. Plastic straws? Boorish.

He is not the type of guy I would characterize as romantic.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My chainsaw boss would leave a 32 oz big gulp of coffee on his nightstand. At 4:45 AM, he would wake up, chug it, and go back to sleep until 5:30. He would drink an additional 2 pots of coffee throughout the day. His doctor told him he'd be dead by 40 if he kept it up.

My old man drank two pots a day for years and still drinks about 6 cups a day. He's 58, and has low blood pressure. My father in law is a doc and lives on the stuff.

If you don't drink it, you'll get Alzheimers. haven't you read all the fucking medical reports?!

Life's terminal.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Life's terminal.

I'd like a second opinion.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why must the deli people give me straws with my bottles of water and coke? Who the fuck drinks either with a motherfucking straw after age five? I have a fucking collection of straws next to my desk now... Straws are for fountain sodas, not a 20 ounce coke or a bottle of fucking Pellegrino. What kind of person would demand a straw for such things?

I have found, based upon years of research conducted on the eating of take-out deli lunches, that the straw fits nicely within the confines of even the smallest wastebasket.

I have concluded that they are far less likely to build up next to one's desk if so deposited.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That statement doesn't indicate which effect the roasting method would have on the caffeine content. Therefore, not only was your restating the word "determine" simply because I used it in my post careless and imprecise, it also failed to prove any relationship between the spokesperson's meaningless BS and the barista's meaningless BS.

Finally, unlike you and NFH, the ditzy yin to your snotty yang, I don't pay a lot of attention to what Starbucks spokespeople say, let alone quote them as authorities. I cited that website for the chart, not for the PR BS. Now go fetch me a bagel.

You said: "I think caffeine content is determined by the type of bean, not the roasting method . . . ."

Then, to prove your point, you provided us wit a link that contained the following statement: "[T]here are many variables that contribute to caffeine content from cup to cup, such as the . . . roasting and brewing methods . . . ."

Listen, I understand why you are angry. I totally burned you. Totally. But I think the graceful thing would have been for you to acknowledge the burn in a low key manner and move on, rather than throw a shrill hissy fit about it. But you cannot unring that bell, figuratively speaking.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I have found, based upon years of research conducted on the eating of take-out deli lunches, that the straw fits nicely within the confines of even the smallest wastebasket.

I have concluded that they are far less likely to build up next to one's desk if so deposited.

Sebby doesn't like the feeling of all deposits. Life's not only terminal, it's fully of icky stuff.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You said: "I think caffeine content is determined by the type of bean, not the roasting method . . . ."

Then, to prove your point, you provided us wit a link that contained the following statement: "[T]here are many variables that contribute to caffeine content from cup to cup, such as the . . . roasting and brewing methods . . . ."

Listen, I understand why you are angry. I totally burned you. Totally. But I think the graceful thing would have been for you to acknowledge the burn in a low key manner and move on, rather than throw a shrill hissy fit about it. But you cannot unring that bell, figuratively speaking.

You had me at "I am swimming in ejaculate."

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I have found, based upon years of research conducted on the eating of take-out deli lunches, that the straw fits nicely within the confines of even the smallest wastebasket.

I have concluded that they are far less likely to build up next to one's desk if so deposited.

Too much work. A chainsaw would take care of them much more quickly.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You said: "I think caffeine content is determined by the type of bean, not the roasting method . . . ."

Then, to prove your point, you provided us wit a link that contained the following statement: "[T]here are many variables that contribute to caffeine content from cup to cup, such as the . . . roasting and brewing methods . . . ."

Listen, I understand why you are angry. I totally burned you. Totally. But I think the graceful thing would have been for you to acknowledge the burn in a low key manner and move on, rather than throw a shrill hissy fit about it. But you cannot unring that bell, figuratively speaking.

When you've caught one of these Bims in such a baldly untenable position, and you're typing up you post to zing her hard, is it more like a sprint for you or an uphill burn with tension?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, no jacking off to the Today Show. Katie Couric is the reverse of the Stones' lyric "You, you, you make a dead man come." She could make a 15 year old virgin with a half a forty of St. Ides in him impotent. I forget the vapid, medicated target audience of that show and frequently find myself quipping "You useless cunt" toward my television as I listen to her prattle on about how the mother of that lost blonde chick in Aruba "is sooo brave." "Brave?" Really, Katie? Are any of your cue card monkeys familar with a fucking dictionary?

But as to morning masturbation, I haven't cracked one out to a television program since I found myself doing so to an aerobics show back in law school. For some reason, it was one of those, "It doesn't get any lower than this" moments.

What's the squickier relationship? Katie with Tom Werner? Or Julie Chen with Les Mooonves?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'd like a second opinion.

Those who fuck me become immortal. Just like me.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When you've caught one of these Bims in such a baldly untenable position, and you're typing up you post to zing her hard, is it more like a sprint for you or an uphill burn with tension?

Total, all out sprint, with a totally slamming Madonna re-mix playing, and then I look up at the end and notice that my legs are moving ever-so-slightly faster than the instructor's legs.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is this from A Few Good Men?

Heathers (not American Beauty).

And I thought fondly of Flinty when they showed the Planet of the Apes clip.

Also Ray Romano was Not Funny on the special.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Total, all out sprint, with a totally slamming Madonna re-mix playing, and then I look up at the end and notice that my legs are moving ever-so-slightly faster than the instructor's legs.

Don't Cry For Me Argentina?