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1436 · 11-06-2009, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

Clearly you missed the emoticon.

They confuse me. Even when typed. Especially when typed?

1436 · 11-06-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Well, part of the "hide instead of shoot" plan analysis was that the only weapons we had on hand were shotguns. They would have just pissed them off.

Buy slugs. Buck shot will kill them, but it takes more time.

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I suspect the ranch manager, whose arsenal is larger, has pig roasts fairly regularly.

Or pays his hands in pork.

1436 · 11-06-2009, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

I'm having a problem with feral associates. Buckshot?

See previous response to RT. Same, same, minus tusks. At least, most associates don't have tusks.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-06-2009, 01:04 PM

Ladies, when you are wearing a shorter skirt, and you walk up an escalator or stairs to the El, just know that we men, without even consciously doing it, will look up your skirt.* I wasn't even aware of it yesterday until *bam* it was right there in my field of vision.

*this is not accurate. I didn't actually intend to look up the skirt. It was just there, staring right at me...

I'm really trying hard to not sound like a pervert here.

Atticus Grinch · 11-06-2009, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Seeing this episode in reruns always bothers me, because after seeing her tits in the craptastic Heaven's Prisoners (released like 2-3 years after this episode), I knew they were the opposite of spectacular.

In her defense, "spectacular" is enough of a weasel word that the mere fact they were on display in a Hollywood movie, or made a plot point on a top rated sitcom, qualifies them as a spectacle. Like saying someone's breasts are "remarkable," you've just made it unfalsifiable.

Think.
About.
Tits.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-06-2009, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

so. episode after episode Kramer is accepting and cool with all types of people. you sit through that.

That's because there is no Michael Richards. Michael Richards can suck it. He might as well be dead. But Kramer is immortal.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-06-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

In her defense, "spectacular" is enough of a weasel word that the mere fact they were on display in a Hollywood movie, or made a plot point on a top rated sitcom, qualifies them as a spectacle. Like saying someone's breasts are "remarkable," you've just made it unfalsifiable.

Think.
About.
Tits.

Sorry. I stopped about 180 degrees into your circular reasoning.

TM

PresentTense Pirate Penske · 11-06-2009, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Ladies, when you are wearing a shorter skirt, and you walk up an escalator or stairs to the El, just know that we men, without even consciously doing it, will look up your skirt.* I wasn't even aware of it yesterday until *bam* it was right there in my field of vision.

*this is not accurate. I didn't actually intend to look up the skirt. It was just there, staring right at me...

I'm really trying hard to not sound like a pervert here.

I'll take 5-10 minutes and wait at the bottom of the stairs/escalator until a prime candidate comes along. Of course during the wait I'll be thinking about something client related and billing accordingly. Ca-ching!

PresentTense Pirate Penske · 11-06-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

That's because there is no Michael Richards. Michael Richards can suck it. He might as well be dead. But Kramer is immortal.

TM

How do you reconcile his participation in CYE this season?

Also, in the life imitating art (probably imitating life) department, I was out to lunch last week and split the tab with my dining partner and froze when he asked me how much tip I was leaving........

PresentTense Pirate Penske · 11-06-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Sorry. I stopped about 180 degrees into your circular reasoning.

TM

I'm good with B cup (really C, but I strive to be non-biased and inclusive in public fora) and above and from there, appreciate, to the appropriate extent, each and every breast for its unique qualities.

Atticus Grinch · 11-06-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Sorry. I stopped about 180 degrees into your circular reasoning.

I learned recently from robustpuppy's Facebook page that there is apparently a longstanding board tradition of being ruder to me than other posters here. I did not realize this tradition existed. All this time I thought all the other posters were as perpetually butt-hurt as I, so imagine my surprise! Me being a pretty indiscriminate fan of traditions whatever form they take, I'll just take this opportunity to say I'm a good sport, so have at it!

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-06-2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Ladies, when you are wearing a shorter skirt, and you walk up an escalator or stairs to the El, just know that we men, without even consciously doing it, will look up your skirt.* I wasn't even aware of it yesterday until *bam* it was right there in my field of vision.

*this is not accurate. I didn't actually intend to look up the skirt. It was just there, staring right at me...

I'm really trying hard to not sound like a pervert here.

Perv.

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-06-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I learned recently from robustpuppy's Facebook page that there is apparently a longstanding board tradition of being ruder to me than other posters here. I did not realize this tradition existed. All this time I thought all the other posters were as perpetually butt-hurt as I, so imagine my surprise! Me being a pretty indiscriminate fan of traditions whatever form they take, I'll just take this opportunity to say I'm a good sport, so have at it!

I was not aware of this board tradition. I thought there was equal-opportunity rudeness here.

Perhaps I am whiffing.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-06-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Perv.

Damnit!

Flinty_McFlint · 11-06-2009, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I learned recently from robustpuppy's Facebook page that there is apparently a longstanding board tradition of being ruder to me than other posters here. I did not realize this tradition existed. All this time I thought all the other posters were as perpetually butt-hurt as I, so imagine my surprise! Me being a pretty indiscriminate fan of traditions whatever form they take, I'll just take this opportunity to say I'm a good sport, so have at it!

Are you coming on to the board? Everyone except Hank can see through that one.