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[pony_trekker]

I see the Adult Board is dead as a doornail.

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by pony_trekker

I see the Adult Board is dead as a doornail.

Wake it up?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I learned recently from robustpuppy's Facebook page that there is apparently a longstanding board tradition of being ruder to me than other posters here. I did not realize this tradition existed. All this time I thought all the other posters were as perpetually butt-hurt as I, so imagine my surprise! Me being a pretty indiscriminate fan of traditions whatever form they take, I'll just take this opportunity to say I'm a good sport, so have at it!

Hey, at least she friended you. And who knows what she's posted on the GGG Hate Board I hear tell of.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by pony_trekker

I see the Adult Board is dead as a doornail.

My stock of XXX Hillary phottoshoppes is spent. npi. Scusa'

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

Wake it up?

I can't even see it......where did it go?

[Replaced_Texan]

I *heart* the Discovery Channel Boom de Yada commercials.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I learned recently from robustpuppy's Facebook page that there is apparently a longstanding board tradition of being ruder to me than other posters here. I did not realize this tradition existed. All this time I thought all the other posters were as perpetually butt-hurt as I, so imagine my surprise! Me being a pretty indiscriminate fan of traditions whatever form they take, I'll just take this opportunity to say I'm a good sport, so have at it!

I was also unaware of that longtanding tradition but, for what it is worth, I do not anticipate that acquiring knowledge of the tradition is going to alter my posting style or habits at all.

Except in this post, in which I reference the tradition, which is something I would not have been able to do prior to acquiring knowledge of it.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Hey, at least she friended you. And who knows what she's posted on the GGG Hate Board I hear tell of.

I used to think the only sub rosa activities on this board were PLF and paigow gossiping by IM, and Slave occasionally nailing another poster. Both of which would eventually, by force of ego, become conventional knowledge. The fact that I had to hear about this on Facebook of all places is the ultimate rudeness. Which is like Ultimate Frisbee but with better hair.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I used to think the only sub rosa activities on this board were PLF and paigow gossiping by IM, and Slave occasionally nailing another poster. Both of which would eventually, by force of ego, become conventional knowledge. The fact that I had to hear about this on Facebook of all places is the ultimate rudeness. Which is like Ultimate Frisbee but with better hair.

I will pm you privately on some other things about RP you may want to know.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske

I can't even see it......where did it go?

Do you see it if you look with your old sock?

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I used to think the only sub rosa activities on this board were PLF and paigow gossiping by IM, and Slave occasionally nailing another poster. Both of which would eventually, by force of ego, become conventional knowledge. The fact that I had to hear about this on Facebook of all places is the ultimate rudeness. Which is like Ultimate Frisbee but with better hair.

Also, and keep this on the dl...dl, all socks that cannot, beyond a reasonable doubt, be attributed to a real life lawyer or para-lawyer person, were secondary, or in some cases tertiary, socks of mine. Penske. To the extent that I (the irl person typing this post, assuming I am not a yahoospyder) am the successor in interest to the Penskesock brand.

Further, Slave never nailed me nor any of the aforementioned socks (although I think he has hand grazed my upper thigh in a cab in Brooklyn once) that can now be attributed to me (or the Penskesock brand, in a broader sense) although he has, on occassion, by the by, (over) shared some TMI related to his comic sexcapscades, complete with fully clothed reenactments of certain segments, some of which remain indelibly scarred on to my mind's eye.

Finally, I believe that Penske was the 17th poster on the original Yahoo GA Board, but, typically, it was under a sockonymn that shall remain unmentioned for today.

Hopefully that clarifies some of the heretofore unspoken mysteries of the Board.

You.
Are.
Welcome.
Not.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Do you see it if you look with your old sock?

Which one?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

I will pm you privately on some other things about RP you may want to know.

Can you PM someone publicly, other than through that force of ego thing that Atticus was talking about?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske

Also, and keep this on the dl...dl, all socks that cannot, beyond a reasonable doubt, be attributed to a real life lawyer or para-lawyer person, were secondary, or in some cases tertiary, socks of mine. Penske. To the extent that I (the irl person typing this post, assuming I am not a yahoospyder) am the successor in interest to the Penskesock brand.

Further, Slave never nailed me nor any of the aforementioned socks (although I think he has hand grazed my upper thigh in a cab in Brooklyn once) that can now be attributed to me (or the Penskesock brand, in a broader sense) although he has, on occassion, by the by, (over) shared some TMI related to his comic sexcapscades, complete with fully clothed reenactments of certain segments, some of which remain indelibly scarred on to my mind's eye.

Finally, I believe that Penske was the 17th poster on the original Yahoo GA Board, but, typically, it was under a sockonymn that shall remain unmentioned for today.

Hopefully that clarifies some of the heretofore unspoken mysteries of the Board.

It is also the truth that I, the irl person typing this post, dined al fresco with Penske, the then-irl person typing the then-posts under the Penske brand at said time. I don't believe that this secret tete-a-tete rendez-vous menage-a-deux has yet been shared with hoi polloi of the board, but in the interest of airing the great mysteries of GA past and present and in an attempt to achieve transparency in a sunlight-is-the-best-disinfectant sort of way, let it be widely known, albeit in a dl, dl sort of way.

You.
Are.
Welcome.
Not.

To.
Tal.
Burn.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I used to think the only sub rosa activities on this board were PLF and paigow gossiping by IM, and Slave occasionally nailing another poster. Both of which would eventually, by force of ego, become conventional knowledge. The fact that I had to hear about this on Facebook of all places is the ultimate rudeness. Which is like Ultimate Frisbee but with better hair.

The fact that I had to learn about it by reading GWNC's response to your post in which you first announced that you had learned about it on Facebook is, as I am sure you can imagine, quite a slap in the face and other sensitive areas. If it were not for force of ego, I don't know how I would still be carrying on. But carry on I do, which is not easy, although the unsolicited NST sympathy fellatio has been taking the edge off.