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[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Sure, not saying he doesn't deserve it. But right or wrong wins usually count for something, and when the winner has 16 it should open the door to someone like Rivera.

16 for the Royals would win 25 with the Yankees.

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

To be fair, her asshole is overrated.

My ass is overrated. My asshole does not have enough reviews in for an accurate analysis.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

Then what must mine be?

Yours is like fine corinthian leather.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

I have seen crowning. The word is nowhere near as creepy as the fact.

It was unintentional, btw. There were like 15 docs and nurses in there and someone distracted me from my clear, definite strategy of "stay with the head" (Mrs. Finch's head).

One nurse also tried to get me to watch the little bugger emerging -- being pulled by forceps, and covered in crap. What's wrong with these people? Do they want me never to think of pussy in a nice way again?

"Stay with the head" is such a good rule, they ought to enshrine it in all pre-birth classes.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Fret not. For my hero's return, I have told him exactly what I have in mind, including last night, graphically, on the phone and via text.

He is very excited, as am I.

Subpoena the transcript.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

Chad Ochocinco tweet this morning:

I'm just wondering what happened to the N.

I have to be honest here: Hank is the only one I've ever seen use the N and I am not certain he wasn't dropped on his noggin as a youngster.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

To be fair, her asshole is overrated.

You are complex, in an interesting but potentially batshit-crazy kind of way. Keep it up.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I have to be honest here: Hank is the only one I've ever seen use the N and I am not certain he wasn't dropped on his noggin as a youngster.

I await the final ruling as to the type of whiff this is.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Sparklehorse

Official Board Cheese!

Dissent. I shall vote against any cheese with obvious mold running through it becoming Official Board Cheese. How about a nice, aged Cabot Farms Cheddar? Parmigiano Reggiano?

Kraft Singles?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Sparklehorse

You are complex, in an interesting but potentially batshit-crazy kind of way. Keep it up.

Hard to argue with that.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Sparklehorse

You are complex, in an interesting but potentially batshit-crazy kind of way. Keep it up.

Why is batshit so crazy?

[Adder]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Dissent. I shall vote against any cheese with obvious mold running through it becoming Official Board Cheese. How about a nice, aged Cabot Farms Cheddar? Parmigiano Reggiano?

Kraft Singles?

The d'Affinois does not have obvious mold "running through it." Do you also object to a (delicious) covering layer of mold?

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

I await the final ruling as to the type of whiff this is.

It isn't a whiff. It's a gratuitous knock at Hank. At worst, that's a minor jumping-off infraction.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Adder

The d'Affinois does not have obvious mold "running through it." Do you also object to a (delicious) covering layer of mold?

Looks slimy. Does it come in individual slices?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

I await the final ruling as to the type of whiff this is.

it's every kind of whiff there is, although, given the re. line, perhaps a minor "original category" whiff.

I also believe once technology increases with regard to both translation software, and electron microscopy, we'll identify other types of whiffs presently unknown, and find some of those exist here also.