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Moving right along then= on topic
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well there are really two things. One is that every time we have sex, I have to suck his finger and make it look like I am giving him a blowjob. Then every time after we have sex, and sometimes before, I have to go down on him. Now this would be fine except that he is like Sting and likes to go for hours, so I end up giving like five blowjobs in a session. This on top of the fingersucking. I am gonna have a jaw like Ben Assflakes if this continues.
Half of me wants to say, "hey I know you are thrilled to have a good blow and all, but Sebby assures me that blowjobs are just totally overrrated so why are you wearing out my jaw?"
My face gets arthritic thinking about many years of this, and I think that finger blowjob business is just frankly kinda weird, so I am starting to think this may not go the distance.
Fine. Burger, give me some quid
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Its nice to see you clean up with your tongue after sex. Your SO must save a fortune on tissues and/or water.
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