Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

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My maybe boyfriend
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References like this scare the shit out of me. Friday you're "maybe boyfriend" then Monday you're "maybe fiance" and everyone knew but you.

I'm splittin for a rather large martini. Don't forget to keep your dicks out of psycho chick pie holes and someone might want to warn Paig's "maybe boyfriend" if you see him at Starbucks.

Late.