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So you all want the story....
of the ex-boyfriend? I'm sure y'all can come up with one that's probably close. he didn't have too many weird hobbies other than having far too many Wilco posters. And he was a bike racer, but I think that's a safe assumption about most of my ex's.
On an unrelated note, the lunchbox collector recently sent a photo of himself wearing nothing but a penis gourd posing with some local Dani villager. I'm sure y'all can do something with that.
On a second unrelated note, I have plans for beers with one of the best friends of the Wilco poster collector next week. Is it ok to jump him since the cuckolded man isn't putting out and I need some action? Would that be bad? My sense is that men don't care so much when their guy friends fuck their ex's as women do when chicks fuck their ex's.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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