Lamest k race win ever

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

"And then as the cab was turning left on Main, she pulled her head back and hit that spot near the tip that drives me nuts and -- well, it had been some time since the pipes had been cleaned, and the backlog... well, let's just say those trousers cost $20 to clean. And we had to use two bottles of detangler to get her hair unclumped. It was amazing. Semen was everywhere, all over everything.

Until that point, I had no idea my testicles held that much semen. It had to be at least five or six spoons' worth. And not tablespoons -- serving spoons. You know those big ones that are kind of like flat ladels? Like that. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if it filled a gravy boat. The inside of the car looked like we'd been hit with a water balloon filled with alfredo sauce."

This is not sexy?

I prefer carbonara to alfredo, so not really.