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					Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?  Check your shoe.  That's why it smells like dogshit everywhere you go. | 
	
 No that is most definitely my pants.  
 
On that note, I may have to attend an event that I can't miss the night before a scheduled colonoscopy.  Do I wear a diaper to the event?