Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch


How long will she keep baring her midriff? I think at least thru month 6.

Can we get a teaser with that on how long before Federline moves on to less pregnant pastures? It's not in his nature to stick around for the birth.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am on a different computer than usual and the paperclip with the nippley looking eyes that makes unhelpful suggestions won't go away. How do i kill him?

Sleep with him.

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I know!





We are a discriminated against lot.

And they're never in pretty colors.

Where are the floodgates for when her milk comes in?

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Well, at least she has big mommy boobies:



ETA: Go to http://www.Awful Plastic Surgery to see the picture, if it doesn't display here.

Is anyone else thirsty?

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by dc_chef
I've got a thing for hot pregnant women.

Off my corner, ho!

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
On Alex Smith: "He had to cut the wind with his balls, which is something we had to see."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...b.draft/1.html

I'd be interested in seeing that, too, in a bottle-knocking sort of way.

This is the first post in awhile to make me laugh. Thanks SS.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
This is the first post in awhile to make me laugh. Thanks SS.

When you take meetings with other industry lawyers, do you name drop that you're on first name basis with paigow or Shapey or them?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The baby looks like a sleeping angel.

Paigow getting soft and maternal on us?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I did not realize those TITS were inheritable.

I purchased a 34D jog bra this weekend and amazingly it fits.

My name is paigowprincss and I love my body.

My wife (who could qualify as an expert witness on this subject) knows a lot of people who should be 38Bs who fit themselves into a 34D. Ahhh the power of delusion.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Paigow getting soft and maternal on us?

Lets just say that my kid better stay away from that federline kid.

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
My wife (who could qualify as an expert witness on this subject) knows a lot of people who should be 38Bs who fit themselves into a 34D. Ahhh the power of delusion.

Yes, that backflab is real pliable. You can twist it and shove it forward like a loaf of wonderbread into a sock.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You wanna spice up the spin class, youshould get a pair of these shorts. You'll be going up some steep inclines then IYKWIM.

Um, Hank? Duh! What kind of spin class do you attend? In TCOTU, everyone -- but(t) EVERYONE -- has those.

Sheesh. What a yokel.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
There are no snakes in the UK- that's how St. Patrick got famous.

That was just the Emerald Isle, and it was, like, a METAPHOR FOR CHILDREN, unless you think God meticulously removed all of the fossils of pre-A.D. 432 Irish snakes at the same time He was busy planting all of those 55 m.y.a. dinosaurs everwhere else in the world. You know, to fuck with us, as He is wont to do.

God didn't remove the snake fossils from the Sceptered Isle until the 1997 general election.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I once interviewed someone who listing "cooking with garlic." Which struck me as fantastic.

"Fantastic"? This bespeaks volumes about your firm's Hiring Committee.