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				Actual Headlines from Yahoo
			 
 Am I reading a fake yahoo page?  
 Zoo Wants Chimpanzee to Stop Smoking
 
 Whale-Dolphin Hybrid Has Baby Wholphin
 
 Colorado Man Resuscitates Chicken
 
 Or the Onion hack into yahoo's server?
 
				__________________No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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