Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's crap. How is that a wheelbarrow? She's basically horizontal. Part of the wheelbarrow has to touch the ground you are standing on, or it's not a wheelbarrow.
|
I would like to put the lunatic previous owner of my new home in a wheelbarrow and push it very quickly over very bumpy ground to a muddy pond and dump her in head first. This sounds mean, but her too-nice-for-her husband will surely help her out, and bring her home and clean her up and rub her bitchy feet.
Next time I sell and buy houses I will be sure to do it when I am allowed to drink. Why do people create conflict when it's not necessary?
ETA that Jeb Bush should also get the bad kind of wheelbarrow ride. And his pond should not just be muddy, it should alo be filled with leeches or electric eels or mean little crabs.
Threaded Mode