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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
As far as I am can tell, in my vast experience, Porsches are driven by men with little penises who are over-compensating. SUVs are driven by moms.
If all Porsches are driven by over-compensating, little-dicked men, and all SUVs are driven by moms, then no Porsche should be an SUV.
Fuck. It's like a bad LSAT question. I need a drink.
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I love you, even though you called me mom.
Porsche is what you buy when you'd like to have a Ferrari but lack the money. Its the everyman's sportscar. Nothing wrong with that, but people who drive them for sheer status ought to know that they're pretty fucking common.
But... then nobody drives them for status now, do they? Everybody I ask says he/she "really appreciates the magnificent engineering."
I think the fucking things look like low slung stylized AMC Pacers. Yeh, I know they're great cars. And if you gave me one, I'd drive it. But I'd sooner have my balls tatooed paisley than spend six figures on a fucking Porsche Turbo. If you make enough to spend $125K on such a car, yet can't afford a "real" exotic, you ought not to be buying the Turbo, you overstretched little dicked douchebag...
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