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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its really pathetic when you find yourself lying to the treadmill about your age because you don't want to seem old to the cute Villanova Summer student running next to you. I'm fucking married, I'm a guy, and I'm not even that old... and yet I'm lying to a machine every day...
I have a friend in LA in the movie business who's been lying about being 28/29 for two years. I can't wait to visit him. I've heard the contortions he goes through when someone asks for ID anywhere are hysterical. But now that he's lied to so many people important for his career, he can never come clean.
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One of my sisters started celebrating each birthday twice a few years ago. She says if she's ever going to lie about her age she should start now.
I think she's on her second 27 now.
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