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[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Either way, it was kind of wankery. In the greasy-dirty-smelly-old-man-sitting-on-the-stoop-of-an-abandoned-house-on-the-route-home-from-school way.

Given that she's in her 30's, I'd say you were really stretching here. And aren't you forgetting the rule about no obssessions unless we've slept together? Which we both know ain't ever gonna happen.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2.

Fucking A. If you can't mow the lawn w/out chopping your toes off, hire the neighbor kid to do it.

Sort of closing the barn door after the horses are out, isn't it?

(I'm channeling my inner simple cowgirl.)

Actually, my uncle (by marriage, not blood) cut off his toes while mowing the lawn. I believe he was wearing shoes. I don't understand how it happened, exactly, because their property was so large (a farm in Bucks County) that I had always assumed he had a riding mower.

I think they hired some neighbor kid to do it after that.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sort of closing the barn door after the horses are out, isn't it?

(I'm channeling my inner simple cowgirl.)

Actually, my uncle (by marriage, not blood) cut off his toes while mowing the lawn. I believe he was wearing shoes. I don't understand how it happened, exactly, because their property was so large (a farm in Bucks County) that I had always assumed he had a riding mower.

I think they hired some neighbor kid to do it after that.

I ran over the extension cord of the lawn mower one time. Not necessarily my most intellgent choice ever made.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, it wasn't Bob, it was Jeff. But I think people would be like "who is Jeff?" I have had more than one lover and I don't think it matters if I identify which one. They are not all Bobs and Bob is even stupider than lover, paramour, boyfriend or SO. But not as stupid as you. And definitley not as stupid as sunnybunnny, the Martina Hingis of this board.

If Bob is stupid, you could always call him Not Bob.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Given the reception last week, I know you're all dying to see this:

Live 8 lineup, minute-by-minute

I was at Live Aid. This ain't even close...

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
True, most of the neighbors have people who do the yard and do the cleaning. Those people do not do as good of a job. Plus they break shit. One neighbor had the cleaning lady spill a bucket of cleaner on her hardwood floor. Cost a lot to replace that floor- plus she's a lazy bitch who stays at home all day and could clean her own damn house if she wasn't so fucking lazy.

Our yard and house is meticulous. Plus, when I mow, I have to wear shoes and long pants because acorn schrapnel is a bitch.

I stay at home all day and I could clean my own damn house if I wasn't so fucking lazy. Or if I felt like it. But truth is, I've got other stuff I'd rather do with that time. And so I pay someone else to scrub my toilets.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have really ugly feet. I'm looking at them right now and they are fucking ugly. If I decide to have an affair, might this be a dealbreaker? They're all fucked up because I never wear shoes anywhere around my property (I like mowing the lawn barefoot, which has colored the calluses sort of green). They also have all these prominent veins from running on those fucking machines at the gym. All bulgy and shit, and the sides have little vericose veins on them. Jesus, I gotta put my fucking shoes back on...

You are my high school sweetheart. I am 100% sure about this. Except that he's an engineer and not a lawyer. But damn....

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I ran over the extension cord of the lawn mower one time. Not necessarily my most intellgent choice ever made.

I have a push mower. The gas mower died and I haven't replaced it because (1) I don't like to go to Sears, (2) I keep saying that mowing the lawn is one of those tasks where if you make more than a certain amount, it's worth your time to have someone do it, and it's not like having someone in your house breaking your stuff, yet I haven't gotten around to hiring the lawn service, and (3) I have long been tempted to buy a riding mower for my less than 6000 square feet of grass, just for the comic value of it, but my new house has only a tiny storage shed, so I can't do it.

Luckily, I got knocked up before mowing season began, so my quarry has been kind enough to push that mower around and get manly calluses on his hands in the process. But he does wear shoes.

[bold_n_brazen]

On the aforementioned date, Bn'B became a legally separated woman.

If you were all here, I'd buy a round of drinks.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have a push mower. The gas mower died and I haven't replaced it because (1) I don't like to go to Sears, (2) I keep saying that mowing the lawn is one of those tasks where if you make more than a certain amount, it's worth your time to have someone do it, and it's not like having someone in your house breaking your stuff, yet I haven't gotten around to hiring the lawn service, and (3) I have long been tempted to buy a riding mower for my less than 6000 square feet of grass, just for the comic value of it, but my new house has only a tiny storage shed, so I can't do it.

Luckily, I got knocked up before mowing season began, so my quarry has been kind enough to push that mower around and get manly calluses on his hands in the process. But he does wear shoes.

If you cut these sentences down a bit so they were only like 5 or 6 words long, this post could be by leagle.

TM

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
On the aforementioned date, Bn'B became a legally separated woman.

If you were all here, I'd buy a round of drinks.

Where are you? I'm sure I could be there shortly.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you cut these sentences down a bit so they were only like 5 or 6 words long, this post could be by leagle.

TM

Please, it's loaded with IJTMBTIBIAMEWIDAY.

(Inside jokes that may be truly inside because I amuse myself even when I don't amuse you.)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have long been tempted to buy a riding mower for my less than 6000 square feet of grass, just for the comic value of it, but my new house has only a tiny storage shed, so I can't do it.

I will punch you in the face if you don't get off the shed! Now, get off the shed! GET OFF THE SHED!! GET OFF THE DAMN SHED!!

[str8outavannuys]

count me in among those who enjoyed the "litigating against pro se pete" story.

Danka.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you cut these sentences down a bit so they were only like 5 or 6 words long, this post could be by leagle.

TM

I had no idea leagle was into manly calluses.