The Spanky Show

[Spanky]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You sound like Dr. Seuss.

What is wrong with you and Beaker. Why are you guys changing your Avatars. You had the best and Beaker had the second best and now we have the world and prince charles? This is just not on.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Spanky
She is a student and a waitress. She also works part modeling. Hard to know when she will be in. This seems like a land line, and at the party last night she never used a cell phone. My experience is that most woman, when they have a cell phone, use it at least once when they are out at night.

Again, so cute with the way you describe your experiences. Most men wouldn't admit to these things.

It sounds like she likes you.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You sound like Dr. Seuss.

What with this, and the

• horse poo/won't stick to your shoe

I think I've found myself a new career!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Spanky
What is wrong with you and Beaker. Why are you guys changing your Avatars. You had the best and Beaker had the second best and now we have the world and prince charles? This is just not on.

Thank you for complimenting my previous avatar. I had to change it because the closer I get to my due date, the more frightening and less amusing that avatar becomes. But fear not, I haven't discarded it. The new avatar relates to a dream I described on the FB.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Spanky
She is a student and a waitress. She also works part modeling. Hard to know when she will be in. This seems like a land line, and at the party last night she never used a cell phone. My experience is that most woman, when they have a cell phone, use it at least once when they are out at night.

Which parts does she model?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You sound like Dr. Seuss.

She has brains in her head
And feet in her shoes.
She can steer herself in any direction she chooses.
She's on her own. And she knows what she knows.
And she's the girl who will decide where to go.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Most men wouldn't admit to these things.

Do you really think that? Maybe they just don't admit this stuff to women. Although I don't know why it would make a difference. Less and I are always talking strategery.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Spanky
prince charles?

Prince Phillip, Chuck's father.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Which parts does she model?

Don't really know. But from the way she looks I am guessing the whole package.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Prince Phillip, Chuck's father.

That was pretty insulting to Phillip wasn't it. This Greek has a lot more class than his son. He was also able to be discreet about his affairs. The apples fell really far from the tree in this case.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Spanky
Do you really think that? Maybe they just don't admit this stuff to women. Although I don't know why it would make a difference. Less and I are always talking strategery.

No. What I meant was that when you write "most women won't write their names over bogus phone numbers" or "most women will talk on their cell phone at least once in an evening" you are opening yourself up to ZINGERS. So what I really meant is that most men on these boards would not tee 'em up like that. It's endearing that you do.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Spanky
That was pretty insulting to Phillip wasn't it. This Greek has a lot more class than his son. He was also able to be discreet about his affairs. The apples fell really far from the tree in this case.

I'd like to respond to this, but I really don't know what you're saying. Care to rephrase?

[Spanky]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
No. What I meant was that when you write "most women won't write their names over bogus phone numbers" or "most women will talk on their cell phone at least once in an evening" you are opening yourself up to ZINGERS. So what I really meant is that most men on these boards would not tee 'em up like that. It's endearing that you do.

I think Zingers are overated. I would always rather be player than a critic.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Spanky
This Greek has a lot more class than his son.

Truer words were never spoken.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/416992.stm

(list of Prince Philip's more classy moments)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Spanky
I think Zingers are overated. I would always rather be player than a critic.

You wound me.