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08-16-2005, 01:18 PM
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#946
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Damnit, I talk about them all the time, and no one sends them to me in truckloads.
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Yeah, he comes on a plane.
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08-16-2005, 01:20 PM
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#947
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Desperate Housewhiffs
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Damnit, I talk about them all the time, and no one sends them to me in truckloads.
Hmph.
I'll be happy to take the torch if she feels she needs someone to advocate vibrators on her behalf.
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How many vibrators are in a truckload? And did they send batteries? If they were sent to your sister, should they be thiskind of battery?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/powero...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl
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08-16-2005, 01:20 PM
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#948
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Why isn't it still Babe Ruth's then? 8 less games makes a big difference.
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Yeah, that crossed my mind, too.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-16-2005, 01:22 PM
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#949
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yeah, he comes on a plane.
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I've never come on a plane. Or in one.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-16-2005, 01:23 PM
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#950
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yeah, he comes on a plane.
What network is DH on?
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I hate to stand in judgment, but that's definitely premature.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-16-2005, 01:25 PM
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#951
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by mmm3587
. . . [Bonds] can always play another year and hit 40 home runs, even without steroids. Then, he gets the benefit of both those records, even though both are steroid-aided.
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Think he will? He's done for the year; I'm not so sure he comes back next year. And, if he does, it may look like one of Aaron's last two seasons, with 12 and 10 home runs. He'll be 42, out of the game for a year, and without the benefit of roids, on a gimpy knee that still isn't working right.
Less probably has the odds, but I might wager even money he doesn't break Ruth's tally, and figure his chances of surpassing Aaron are in the 10-20% range. |
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08-16-2005, 01:25 PM
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#952
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For RP
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ah, motherhood.
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Awwww.
As I contemplate the wisdom I hope to share with my child, here is one pearl: once you have determined that an item in your wardrobe is simply too uncomfortable to wear, dispose of it. Do not wash it and put it back in your closet to torture you again, weeks later, after the memory of the torture faded enough in your mind and the fact that it was clean seemed a sufficient basis for wearing it. |
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08-16-2005, 01:26 PM
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#953
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'll be happy to take the torch if she feels she needs someone to advocate vibrators on her behalf.
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Send her a letter knowing where she can off-load her excess. |
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08-16-2005, 01:31 PM
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#954
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've never come on a plane. Or in one.
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I believe you meant this to read "airplane."
all of your "girlfriends" on those stuck-together pages of Penthouse and Club were relatively planar. to the extent you didn't mess the sheets, your first sentence is not factually true.
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08-16-2005, 01:32 PM
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#955
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I believe you meant this to read "airplane."
all of your "girlfriends" on those stuck-together pages of Penthouse and Club were relatively planar. to the extent you didn't mess the sheets, your first sentence is not factually true.
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This might be the so-called pregnancy fog, or perhaps my life is too busy for me to concentrate, but lately I have even more trouble understanding you than usual. |
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08-16-2005, 01:34 PM
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#956
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This could be you
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-16-2005, 01:35 PM
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#957
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This might be the so-called pregnancy fog, or perhaps my life is too busy for me to concentrate, but lately I have even more trouble understanding you than usual.
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Hank, geometry jokes just aren't funny. Try some trig jokes instead.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-16-2005, 01:36 PM
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#958
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hank, geometry jokes just aren't funny. Try some trig jokes instead.
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Math is hard. Let's go shopping. |
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08-16-2005, 01:37 PM
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#959
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This might be the so-called pregnancy fog, or perhaps my life is too busy for me to concentrate, but lately I have even more trouble understanding you than usual.
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A plane is also a geometric term. beyond that I making reference to masturbation habits. to whit: I imply that pages from pornographic magazines that Coltrane may have used to excite himself were stuck together due to his spilling his seed (to "come") on these images, which are planes.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-16-2005, 01:37 PM
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#960
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hank, geometry jokes just aren't funny. Try some trig jokes instead.
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Lay off. Some of my best friends are trigs.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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