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I had no idea...
that so many people go through life without a mirror. I mean, that is the only explanation as to why there are so many sartorial missteps on your average day in the big city.
Will anybody be Suzanna to my Trinny (or vice versa)? I'm thinking we could do a drive-by clinic, where we would set up a booth on my midtown corner and shout out helpful tips to grateful passers-by.
Some of the helpful tips I would have shouted out today:
Madam, do not wear black stockings (nearly opaque ones at that!!) with those high-heeled shoes. You look like a tart. Furthermore, the short skirt compounds the problem, and is completely the wrong length for your body type. The shape of the skirt, however, is just right. It just needs to be about 8 inches longer.
You. Yes, you over there. You have pretty decent legs, but your shorts are about two sizes too small. And not in a good way. Your legs would be shown to best advantage if that denim-y fabric were not riding up your bum.
There were others, but I'm starting to feel a little mean.
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